Hi, my name is Courtney.
I am pansexual and please use male pronouns.
I manly post homestuck and just a bunch of funny stuff.
Feel free to message me whenever you want.

zachafalse:

elderdi0medes:

”The size of your clenched fist is approximately the same size as your heart.”

So remember kids. Semes don’t just have yaoi hands; They’ve got yaoi hearts as well. 

IM CRYING

(Source: aoidaich, via hussiekillingtitans)

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gabe-the-fallen-angel:

mytardishaswings:

breakdatwall:

crocodilepatronus:

llanuwchllyn:

Excuse Me

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is this where I start the conversation?
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HA! I see you follow me!
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I follow you,too! 

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maybe we should tal-

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fuck

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a;sdfjkjhjhfjhaartuiygfhfgabortmission

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Nope.

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wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends

Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?

Did anyone not~?~

Yes……

(via squadrivai)

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joannaestep:

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Jean & Marco [x]

(A love letter to minor characters everywhere!)

(via freckled-bodt-boy)

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GFantasy 10月 (September Issue) cover
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GFantasy 10月 (September Issue) cover

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(Source: funtomscandy, via amut0)

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via jake-from-state-farm)

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iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

(via koraflame)

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anentirelynewhunger:

Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

(via jake-from-state-farm)

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9 hours ago

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

(Source: shitposter3000, via koraflame)

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geek-studio:

Assassin’s Creed Style Hoodie by The Brother’s Cut

ON SALE for $28 (plus free international shipping!)

Get it here!

(via thelostflamingo)

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e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

(Source: heathledgers, via koraflame)

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