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Feel free to message me whenever you want.
honoronher:

honestanon:

fvckjojofromboston:

he was on one

LMFAO reblogging again cause his lawyer look so tired

^^^

honoronher:

honestanon:

fvckjojofromboston:

he was on one

LMFAO reblogging again cause his lawyer look so tired

^^^

(Source: tiemydurag, via accidentallyjesus)

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17 hours ago
vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

She started to talk to him about his interests and her kidnapper began to view her as a person he could trust. Eventually, he declared that he was in love with her. After 10 days of captivity, he allowed Elizabeth to borrow his cell phone to play games on it. Naturally, when he left, she used it to call her mother.



Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts




This is actually a smart thing to do. If you are ever kidnapped, you should try to humanize yourself & get close to your captors. Do not challenge them, rather try to show them that you are worthy of their respect. If you speak the same language, try to talk with them and exchange information. Learn about them and let them learn about you. Try to relate to them.  Family could be a safe topic depending on the situation. If they see you as a person, your quality of life as a captive and your probability of survival go way up. This creates the reverse-Stockholm Syndrome on them in which they can express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings towards you. Now you might have the opportunity to escape like the girl above did!

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

She started to talk to him about his interests and her kidnapper began to view her as a person he could trust. Eventually, he declared that he was in love with her. After 10 days of captivity, he allowed Elizabeth to borrow his cell phone to play games on it. Naturally, when he left, she used it to call her mother.

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

This is actually a smart thing to do. If you are ever kidnapped, you should try to humanize yourself & get close to your captors. Do not challenge them, rather try to show them that you are worthy of their respect. If you speak the same language, try to talk with them and exchange information. Learn about them and let them learn about you. Try to relate to them.  Family could be a safe topic depending on the situation. If they see you as a person, your quality of life as a captive and your probability of survival go way up. This creates the reverse-Stockholm Syndrome on them in which they can express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings towards you. Now you might have the opportunity to escape like the girl above did!

(via popular---misfit)

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17 hours ago

run-lonely-tardis-man:

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

image

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY IM DYING

(Source: omgtsn, via fics-and-playlists)

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17 hours ago

not-an-angel:

ollivander:

sketchlynx:

What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm.

“INCOMING!”

WHAP

I’ve thought about if the same happened with periods

(via razorstar)

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Posted
17 hours ago
Anonymous asked: You look like my sister :)


Answer:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

image

no way, you look like my sister !!

took me 3 hours for this intense photoshopping

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Posted
17 hours ago
Anonymous asked: Hey, Sol, Tuna, Halloween is coming up! Are you going trick or treating?


Answer:

pester-stuck:

MITUNA: 1M 4 FR33LANC3 GYN0C0L0G157!!! 

TA: iim my ex-giirlfriiend….

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Posted
17 hours ago

necromancer:

This is the first image on the Wikipedia article for skeletons

image

WE RIDE AGAINST THE FUCKBOYS TONIGHT

(via accidentallyjesus)

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17 hours ago
worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

(via alexthefalcon)

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Posted
22 hours ago

saramountain:

Going to respond to all criticism with “I’m Kanye West, that doesn’t make any sense.”

(Source: allhailthecreative, via mbogdan92)

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Posted
22 hours ago

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

(via tobleronequeen)

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Posted
22 hours ago

harleyquinnhomestuck:

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

Ma I sa derob sa uoy era?

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Posted
1 day ago
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