Hi, my name is Courtney.
I am pansexual and please use male pronouns.
I manly post homestuck and just a bunch of funny stuff.
Feel free to message me whenever you want.
puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

(Source: unregistered-hypercam2, via rawrimamidget)

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gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

(Source: nbhcannibal, via peonymoonflower)

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53 minutes ago

marauderettemarsnerd:

pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

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(via peonymoonflower)

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applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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(Source: krisjenwhore, via peonymoonflower)

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53 minutes ago

dimma-dont:

when someone tries to be nice and accidently does something really wrong but you dont want to hurt their feelings

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(via peonymoonflower)

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53 minutes ago

snorlaxatives:

i love the word lukewarm bc my name is luke and if i’m ever warm i can just be like “lukewarm” ha ha it’s like caveman talk

(via heydudeitsjules)

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54 minutes ago

k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

(Source: cathercha, via peonymoonflower)

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55 minutes ago

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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(Source: mexicanest, via angelicpresentation)

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55 minutes ago

istehlurvz:

Jet survives

Grows older-ish with Zuko

Gets a really shitty hairstyle

Then basically hangs around the palace and causes mayhem 

bye

(via peonymoonflower)

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55 minutes ago

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

(via heydudeitsjules)

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56 minutes ago

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual, via adolf-clitlor)

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