Hi, my name is Courtney.
I am pansexual and please use male pronouns.
I manly post homestuck and just a bunch of funny stuff.
Feel free to message me whenever you want.
princess-amz:

oh-awkward-she-died:

spicybutthole:

Name: January
Nickname: February
why is that so funny to me omg

Activities: Boy watching 

"hey big boy"

princess-amz:

oh-awkward-she-died:

spicybutthole:

Name: January

Nickname: February

why is that so funny to me omg

Activities: Boy watching 

"hey big boy"

(Source: dandylionseeds, via acupofteaandmore)

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

(Source: elderstunningham, via mbogdan92)

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wwhatevver-ampora:

diaemyung:

Free! x Pokemon (Click the images for larger size).

Story of Haruka and Feebas 

Haruka met Feebas when he was young. He finally evolved when Haru is Grade 12, but he was too big to stay at home. In the end, Haru decided to let him live in the sea. Milotic was very sad that he can’t stay with Haru and take a bath with him life before. So Haru stopped by sea everyday to see him. 

/wipes tears

(via sawsbuckgo)

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donkey:im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
shrek:get out me swamp!
donkey:aww :/
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bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via pizza)

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averageboo:

if youre feelin baby blue lonely today hey look at this picture of a tiny snail kissing mothership snail  image

(Source: slayboybunny, via peonymoonflower)

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charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

(via goatguy)

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chocolateinthelibrary:

So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and

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there

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is

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literally

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a Harry Potter-themed

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reading nook

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in the cupboard under the stairs

(via theaadventureye)

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whispywoodsjr:

everything will smith has ever said wasn’t scripted. will smith doesn’t know he’s an actor

(Source: animedisliker, via peonymoonflower)

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FUCK I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING hE PASSES MOSTLY TITAN SHIFTERS ASDKFJSAKDJCKlasdjflkjasd;lfkjlsjdfljjf
o-o

FUCK I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING hE PASSES MOSTLY TITAN SHIFTERS ASDKFJSAKDJCKlasdjflkjasd;lfkjlsjdfljjf

o-o

(Source: pirachu, via actualkingjosh)

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merelei:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

(via space-time-light-breath)

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punchbuggydragon:

bookofneilpatrickharris:

jesseplnkmvn:

you know who is extremely underrated???

Alan fucking Cumming

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this motherfucker

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best known as Floop in Spy Kids

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and Nightcrawler

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and Glitch if you ever watched the AMAZING mini-series Tin-Manimage

is an omnisexual,

imageoccasional crossdresser in plays

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and Tony award winning actor

he deserves more recognition than he gets 

I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS FLOOP AND NIGHTCRAWLER WTF WHY DIDNT I KNOW

MY HUBBY

(Source: markkruffalo, via peonymoonflower)

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lunarshinobi:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Brunettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

(via peonymoonflower)

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